General-Grant

- - - - - One cup irony, one cup angst, one cup confusion and Matthew/Leila to flavour. Serve hot with the POV of UnpredictableDrunk!Hector. By UnpredictableDrunk!Hector I mean that he's somehow able to not slur while drunk (probably because I didn't want to write around a speech impairment). He also does the darnedest things. Also, this dish is more of a bromance than anything else. A really, really awkward bromance sprinkled with wtf. T-rated for a pinch of language. - - - - - Hector was drunk and he didn't remember why. There was a reason for it, he knew there had to be, but an empty mug sat on the table and he had already lost count o